At some point today at my daughter's Cobra Kid Award assembly I quite possibly may have ripped the seat of my cargo capris.
Question is when exactly.
See all the parents sit in the back of the multi purpose room (what happened to separate gyms, cafeterias and auditoriums?) When your kid's class is called, that's your Que to get your camera ready because your child is about to receive the coveted Cobra Kid Award. Get your butt up out of your chair and get close (especially if you don't have a super powered lens on your camera, cuz your lucky if you will even be able to catch a decent Kodak moment in the lighting provided by elementary schools).
So did it happen before or after I stood up to take pictures of Mr. Newkirk's 4th grade class with my back (and behind) to the gamut of proud parents?
Or did it happen at Costco? One can only hope not to see a mother of two arching her back while pushing a heavy laden Costco basket with her drawers hanging out of the seat of her ripped cargos.
Embarrassed? Not really. But I am quite afraid of ending up on a website like People of Walmart. I didn't make it there today thank goodness...
Fool Who Ripped His Pants - Sponge Bob..